If a rabbit were to take a selfie.
I’m still really upset and angry. He did it once, the camera happened to be on him, he did it once and I think it’s the funniest joke that’s ever been on our show. - Michael Schur (x)
Groot and Rocket are best friends forever.
I know! I had a hard time not choking up when I saw this.
You are never too old, too successful, or too busy to help someone without expecting anything in return.
Baby goats freaking out when they can’t see their owner.
HOLY GOOD GOD DAMN THIS IS ADORABLE
my goat fence is right outside the bathroom and the window’s always open ‘cause i’m growing plants in there, so the goats KNOW IT’S ME WHEN I’M PEEING AND START YELLING FOR ME TO COME PLAY
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.