December 2011
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For those with opinions:
Should I read The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo before I go see the movie?
they should rename spending time with family...
vanpocalypse:
Basically.
When Christmas alone is better than Christmas at home, you know things are messed up.
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Walked into Walmart.
Saw someone who, from behind/the side looks just like someone I never want to see again.
Walked out of Walmart.
Going to bed now.
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Christmas Confession
When I was a little kid, I used to sneak down after my parents went to sleep to make Santa a glass of chocolate milk in case he was like me and didn’t like plain milk.
My thought process: I didn’t want to get bad presents for being like my parents and forcing plain milk on someone who didn’t like it.
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That awkward moment when your cousin posts a picture of herself topless and kissing her boyfriend in public on Instagram on Christmas Eve.
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“We all do things we desperately wish we could undo. Those regrets just become...”
– Libba Bray (via myquotelibrary)
tracingben:
Never trust anyone who won’t admit to stumbling fantastically through this world.
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whiterainbows:
The Kinks - I Gotta Move
I don’t...
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Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf...
I bet LeBron James doesn’t even own a book.
Our payroll office is closed on the day I would...
I now officially have more money to my name than I ever have in my entire life.
Aside from the chocolate chip pancakes I had with breakfast this morning, I feel more like an adult than ever before.
Republicans
barelysarcasm:
ryanpurtill:
It was rumored this week that Rachel Maddow said that the “Republican Party is the cancer of America.”
Rachel, this is totally not true. If the Republican party was cancerous, Newt Gingrich would have left it for a younger party.
This is a good joke.
