May 2011
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April 2011
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56 AMAZING ANALOGIES →
cancerninja:
baileygenine:
weselec:
These were supposedly collected as “worst,” but they’re fantastic.
Via Coudal.
“You know how in “Rocky” he prepares for the fight by punching sides of raw beef? Well, yesterday it was as cold as that meat locker he was in.”
“His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.”
“He fell...
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Thursday’s episode of The Office isn’t any easier to watch at 1:30 a.m. than it was when it originally aired. Go figure.
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To be left is indeed the bummeriest bummer of all. How to separate the...
– Making History by Stephen Fry (via thechocolatebrigade)
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ceastwest-:
Maybe I just want too much
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These are hard times for dreamers: Top 10 Myths... →
booklover:
suzywire:
Myth #1 – Introverts don’t like to talk. This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless they have something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert talking about something they are interested in, and they won’t shut up for days.
Myth #2 – Introverts are shy. Shyness has nothing to do with being an Introvert. Introverts are not necessarily afraid of people....
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Compassion.
emptysthemepark:
noun a feeling of deep sympathy and sorrow for another who is stricken by misfortune, accompanied by a strong desire to alleviate the suffering.
—Synonyms 1. commiseration, mercy, tenderness, heart, clemency.
—Antonyms 1. mercilessness, indifference.
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Tonight fucking sucked
There is nothing quite as gut wrenching as finding out the hard way that Mary is a bartender at the only shithole bar open on Easter.
One hour and $108 later, I fucking hate myself.
Universe: Make this stop. Please. For the love of all that is right, make this stop. I can’t live like this.
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Learning New Things: Easter Edition
“Den utan synd kastar den första Priusen.”
is Swedish for:
“He who is without sin cast the first Prius.”
On the internet I'm a natural flirt, but in real...
michaeltheking:
Pretty much.
^^^
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