James. 24. Gentleman, scholar, and connoisseur of all things written both exquisitely and grammatically correct. I often possess a beard; a beard mightier than any tiger, bear, or other strong mammalian creature (and most small-to-medium amphibians), with the exception of the giraffe, the greatest creature to ever grace this planet. Hattie thinks I dance like I'm Swedish; I'm taking that as a compliment. This is my blog. Please enjoy.
Note: Occasionally, this will be NSFW.