- How many rapists that team employs.
- How often that team celebrates things that don’t matter at all.
- How many times I catch that team playing illegal defense/traveling and getting away with it.
- How obnoxious your goddamn fans are.
With that being said, Laker and Thunder fans:
Never text me again with anything basketball related unless you’re one of the few people capable of thinking/acting rationally during playoff season.
I’ve had enough of the lot of you.