Mighty beard! It shall keep you toasty in the upcoming winter months (even though it’s technically still summer but with all the goose migration I’m seeing I think that it’ll be an early and bitterly cold winter). Good luck!!!
James. 26. Gentleman, scholar, and connoisseur of all things written both exquisitely and grammatically correct. I often possess a beard; a beard mightier than any tiger, bear, or other strong mammalian creature (and most small-to-medium amphibians), with the exception of the giraffe, the greatest creature to ever grace this planet. This is my Tumblr. Please enjoy.
Note: Occasionally, this will be NSFW.