Mitt Romney Halloween Mask: Those hollow, empty, lifeless eyes, bleached teeth, and horribly fake tan make this mask all too real for my liking. It’s like I’m staring the man in the face. (Taken with Instagram at Hastings)
James. 26. Gentleman, scholar, and connoisseur of all things written both exquisitely and grammatically correct. I often possess a beard; a beard mightier than any tiger, bear, or other strong mammalian creature (and most small-to-medium amphibians), with the exception of the giraffe, the greatest creature to ever grace this planet. This is my Tumblr. Please enjoy.
Note: Occasionally, this will be NSFW.