Hey Internet, meet Bruce. I let him out of his pen for a bit this morning, and he peed on a magazine with Tom Brady’s face on the cover. Got me right in the feels. (Taken with Instagram)
James. 25. Gentleman, scholar, and connoisseur of all things written both exquisitely and grammatically correct. I often possess a beard; a beard mightier than any tiger, bear, or other strong mammalian creature (and most small-to-medium amphibians), with the exception of the giraffe, the greatest creature to ever grace this planet. This is my Tumblr. Please enjoy.
Note: Occasionally, this will be NSFW.