As Weary-Hearted As That Hollow Moon

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Apr 30

56 AMAZING ANALOGIES

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weselec:

These were supposedly collected as “worst,” but they’re fantastic.

Via Coudal.

“You know how in “Rocky” he prepares for the fight by punching sides of raw beef? Well, yesterday it was as cold as that meat locker he was in.”

“His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.”

“He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.”

(Source: shanecyr)

Reblogged 2 years ago from cancerninja

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these are great,

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“He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.”
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“His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.”
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My favorites: “It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools,” “They were as good of...
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beigeinside said: Amazing. My coworkers probably think I’m crazy.
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weselec: These were supposedly collected
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“The politician was gone...unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.”...
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Great fun read.
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